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Moon Your Mom for Mother's Day?
Of course its a joke! A Whole Laugh riot!
With a yummy brunch included. The Spectacular Beverly Theatre Guild, Beverly Hills Oldest Performing Arts Group invites you and your Mom and Grandmother to their Brunch and Show Treat on Mother's Day at 11:00 am at the Garden Chalet 11100 South Ridgeland followed by a 2pm performance of the Hilarious Hilarious Comedy Moon Over Buffalo at the Brand new Beverly Arts Center 111th and Western Avenue.
Brunch Space is limited so call 708-361-0400 today!
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My dad sent my visiting cousin to bed. Five minutes later....
"Uncle Pete...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Uncle Pe-eete....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll toss you in the shower!!"
Five minutes later......"Uncle Pe-ete....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to toss me in the shower, can you bring a drink of water?"
My cousin didn't believe that she would actually get tossed in the shower. She didn't know my Dad well enough to know that he did not make idle threats.
When he held the tip-top of her head under the lukewarm water for 1/10th of a second she screamed like a banshee. Then he gave her the drink of water. On the second night of her overnight stay she drank enough water to satisfy herself before she went to bed.
Based on a true story.
What she was actually doing was talking too much when we were supposed to be asleep. I edited an old joke which had a funnier format. She got at least 8 warnings before splash. Man was it funny. We would have laughed out loud but we would have been next and we knew it. But there was an awful lot of very hard to suppress snickering for the next hour.
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My friend Tom sent this to me claiming that this might possibly be the best beer ad ever.
What do you think?
This ad certainly depicts a common source of conflict in couple relations, the battle over the pocketbook and perceived importance of needs.
Which is more important? Your need to imbibe beer or my need to look good, to be good.
Of course, she says, it is "For you", but he fears it may be to "Find someone else" spicing up the argument. Does she think of this.
Is his reply revenge for the amount spent on makeup, or the bitter truth.
Relationships in which the tongue cannot be held and let in harshness cannot survive says approximately John H. Gottman, Ph.D. in his series of books about relationships which are well worth reading.
This post was not sponsored by and had no approval by the Miller Brewing Company of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. They hold the trademark for the logo that appears in the photo. IF the company does not approve of this use please leave a post and I will take this down immediately.
Hope you liked this one!
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Man With Back Injury Slips on Soapy Foot and Injures Toe
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Chicago - Peter Files Press International: Man With Back Injury Slips on Soapy Foot and Injures Toe, Eenie, Meenie and Miney Unavailable For Comment
Um, that would be me!
If only I had had a camera running. My left leg fell completely under my upper leg.
My foot was so slippery there was no resistance.
My left big toe tried to stop it all and got twisted back.
My right arm tried to forestall my descent through the bathroom doorway to the vinyl floor of the kitchen at 32 feet/second squared and failed pulling the toe in the opposite direction that nature intended and causing a gash in my right arm.
Yippie, yappie, yahoooie.
I need to visit Dr. Jack. When he gives me a shot I usually drop it in a beer, follow it with a beer or have the shot in an Ice cold Coca-Cola. But I haven't seen Dr. Jack in a long time, sigh.
Well, we'll see if I have to go to the emergency room tomorrow.
In the mean time, I suppose if I have to, I could get bewitched and settle for a call from Dr. Bombay, preferably with a little 7-Up or tonic.
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This one is from my friend Tom. A wee bit of an Irish joke.
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.
Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?".
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".
Be like Tom! Send a joke via email at the address below or include it in the comments and if we like it we'll put it up here with whatever part of your name you want. It must be relatively clean!
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