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Saturday, May 07, 2005

This One Quacks Me Up!

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Hope this one doesn't ruffle anyone's feathers.....
Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.


When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"


So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"


The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.


The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.


St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.


The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"


Don't jokes like this just drive you quackers?

Thanks to DZ for this Foul Humour that is flying its way north via the internet.

Peter
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1 Comments:

Blogger Marta Surfer said...

Hello too!!
Are u a writer?? why u ended on my blog??
well, I hope the next time we're meeting, u'll write more than now!

it'll be great if one writer or actor or doesn't matter who are u if u have an opinion, write about my blog!

(and I'll have more points for my exam if I have comments on the journalism' blog!)

5/10/2005 5:09 AM  

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