The 33-year-old was on her way home from a bar in the Belgian town of Pulle in the early hours of Saturday when she took a short cut through the cemetery.
But she urgently needed to relieve herself and crouched down between two gravestones. As she lost her balance, she grabbed one of the stones which gave way and landed on top of her.
The public prosecutor's office said she died of suffocation as she was unable to lift the heavy stone.
Peter Files Punalysis Special to Yahoo.com
Sissyphus and Rolling Stones Questioned
by: thepeterfilesblog (M/Chicago, Illinois) 09/09/05 03:32 pm
Msg: 269 of 269
Sissyphus and Rolling Stones Questioned in graveyard death. The Greatful Dead were Truckin' at the time and had no comment.
Sissyphus was too busy to comment but his spokesman Albert Camus said that "My client's rock is a giant round stone, not a grave marker, he is not allowed to leave it behind, as he is doomed to roll it up that darned hill again, but he does experience moments of personal freedom as the rock rolls down the hill. Nor does he take requests for the direction of the rock's descent, so Democrats can just stop pestering him already."
Spooked onlookers opined that that it looked like the victim turned her urgent need for relief into a grave situation! But turning to Roll-aids for relief might have been just as hazardous.
In the end, it was thought, this victim did not die of being drunk, she was too stoned to move, in the end 'twas a really heavy hangover did her in.
Afterwards, deputies noted that the scene was not quiet as is normal in an accident scene, in this case there was all that coffin around her....
Peter, The Peter Files Blog of Comedy, Satire and Puns ===> We love comments about our posts good or bad!
Please make comments by clicking on the word "Comments"!
Click on the Envelope to forward posts to your friends! Thank you! The staff.