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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Can I Have a Drink of Water?


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My dad sent my visiting cousin to bed. Five minutes later....

"Uncle Pete...."


"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Uncle Pe-eete....."


"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll toss you in the shower!!"

Five minutes later......"Uncle Pe-ete....."


"When you come in to toss me in the shower, can you bring a drink of water?"

My cousin didn't believe that she would actually get tossed in the shower. She didn't know my Dad well enough to know that he did not make idle threats.

When he held the tip-top of her head under the lukewarm water for 1/10th of a second she screamed like a banshee. Then he gave her the drink of water. On the second night of her overnight stay she drank enough water to satisfy herself before she went to bed.

Based on a true story.

What she was actually doing was talking too much when we were supposed to be asleep. I edited an old joke which had a funnier format. She got at least 8 warnings before splash. Man was it funny. We would have laughed out loud but we would have been next and we knew it. But there was an awful lot of very hard to suppress snickering for the next hour.

Peter, Chief Editor and Spelling Wrecker
The Peter Files Blog of Comedy, Jokes, Satire, Commentary and Videos

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