Here's an Easter joke with a new twist.
In the first few days after Jesus rose from the dead the disciples were still somewhat scattered about Jerusalem and the surrounding villages.
John finds Peter and runs up to him. Excitedly he says, "Peter, Peter! I've got some really good news and some really bad news."
Peter takes ahold of John and calms him down. "Take it easy, John. What is it? What's the really good news?"
John says, "The really good news is that after 3 days Jesus Christ rose from the dead and is looking for all of his Apostles."
Peter says, "That's really great! After news like that, what could be the really bad news?"
John, looking around warily, said, "He's really steamed about last Friday."
Peter, Chief Editor and Spelling Wrecker
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