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Monday, December 31, 2007

Why You Should Never Lie To Your Mother!

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This gutbuster from my friend A.M. is rated P.G. for your Parents Got you!

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but
notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship
between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her
more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer
and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an
e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle
from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take
the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has
been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from
his mother that read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm
not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But
the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her
own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

Busted! If Mom doesn't know, she always has a way of finding out, doesn't she?

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