You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.
Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the twisted sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing's, making it harder to forget you.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you.......
You darn mosquito you!!!!
Thanks to Mick for this one. This is one of those clean stories for folks with dirty minds. I met Mick recently through the internet and when I first got this in my mail with no explanation and no quotation marks or italics I went "Oh boy, what the heck is this guy thinking?" Head spinner.
Then I got to the end. LOL
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