The Acme Manager's Training Workbook - What Would You Do?

Q 47. Case History Sick Leave Requests

I urgently needed a few days off work,
But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy"
When he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,
So, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
"What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out."
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
"..And where do you think you're going?!"
(You're gonna love this....)

She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.


Yep, you guessed it, another from MES.

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Peter, Chief Editor and Spelling Wrecker
The Peter Files Blog of Comedy, Satire and Commentary
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