Paris Hilton is Back in Jail Because the World Totally Freaked Out That Paris Was Sent Home Without Court Approval

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Paris Hilton is Back in Jail Because the World Totally Freaked Out That Paris Was Sent Home Without Court Approval and:

• This is real life not The Simple Life.
• The Judge was a real Judge, perhaps even hoped that Paris would and was not amused.
  
• The media was really hoping for one of those O.J. Simpson car "chases" and had to settle for pictures of paparazzi skirt chasers.
• Paris' agent realized that her chances of an emmy would skyrocket with some real time behind bars, a shower scene and some prison laundry
• Nicole called in a plot twist where chimpazees from space would invade the prison and kidnap Paris and her new Prison Posse, the Hilton Husseys.
  

Or at least, it could be. Next week: A visit from Britney and Lindsey tentatively titled: Strip Mauled

Peter, Chief Editor and Spell Wrecker
The Peter Files Blog of Comedy, Satire and Commentary

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