YOU HAVE WON FREE SUPER BOWL XLI
CHICAGO BEARS VS INDIANAPOLIS COLTS TICKETS!
NO JOKE! JUST CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR TICKETS!
Darn right it's no joke! Can you complete a three-tiered program and all elements thereto and really expect to have Superbowl Tickets in hand by game time?
But the very idea of it makes me have to click on that email link just in case it might somehow be true that someone would be giving away free Bears Super Bowl tickets, say 2nd row, 50-yard line, to a person just like me.
I'm just one of the millions the next few weeks who will be opening bottles, food packages, and other products all on the chance that we might, just might win those free tickets.
Its a kind of illness isn't it. Because even when those tickets are really out there, in a legitimate promotion, our odds are - eh - not so good.
I think I heard on the WMAQ-5, NBC news last night that Super Bowl tickets were only about $800 last night at one of the major ticket brokers, but that prices are likely to go up soon. One guy bartered time on his sailboat for post-season tickets via Craig's list.
I know - here's an offer, anyone who can get me a ticket to this year's Superbowl, I'll publish 10 of their own posts. Posts must be safe for families and work, be consistent with the blogger TOS, and may not advertise adult services. Editorial control remains with me, but an attempt will be made to give you the fullest amount of discretion possible!
Such a deal!
In the mean time, if you do find a source of free Super Bowl tickets, please let me know once you've scored your own of course.
Hey, a fan can dream, can't he? Thanks for reading my blog!
Peter, Chief Editor, Bears Fan and Spell Wrecker
The Peter Files Blog of Comedy, Satire and Commentary
P.S. As I reread this post I realized that this post could be misused, but I do not want to change the title. Please, don't spam by forwarding this email to lots of others just because of the title. That would be cruel. Please only forward posts you really like!
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