Peter's Poetry Drawers: Britney Forgot Them (Again?)

Oops, I Forgot Them (Again?)
I see Paris, I see France,
I see Britney's Underpants!

Oops, I don't! Do I?

Hmmm, seems to me that someone has been learning tricks from her new BFF Paris Hilton.

Well, I didn't see those undies. Because I didn't look for the picture.

Right.

Also because the were not there, I hear.

I was tempted to look, but I heard that the post-natal sub-caesarean limo shot was eeeuuuw-yuchhy.

And that is not funny.

And of course, something like that would never be posted here.

I hear that it can be found in a lot of other blogs though.

Just not this one.

We are a family friendly blog.

Someone checking technorati.com could probably find it pretty quickly though. But you would not do that.

Right.

But most kids know the rhyme at the top of the blog, so I don't think it will do much harm to include it.

Right.

Oh, Moms & Dads, you can explain why It's Paris instead of London, right?

Right.

Peter, Chief Editor and Spell Wrecker
The Peter Files Blog of Comedy, Satire and Commentary

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