Great Advice From Dr. Phil?

Recently on his program Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before the morning was over I had finished off:

a bottle of White Zinfandel, 

a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, 

a package of Oreos,

 the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,

the rest of the cheesecake, 

some Doritos, 

and an entire box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. 

Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.


Thanks again to MES for passing this gem along. Presented with only mild editing on my part.

Peter, Chief Editor and Spelling Wrecker
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