Doctors Winging Their Opinions On A New Wing For The Hospital

Thanks to Andy for this one! I have modified it slightly to meet the standards of this blog*.
The original phrasing can be guessed easily. But I replaced it with a pun instead...

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a
new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to
scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make
any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling
about it, but the Neurologists thought the
administration had a lot of nerve, and the
Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a
misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted;
the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body', while
the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
the Radiologists could see right through it, and the
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole
thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to
swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a
whole new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas
and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to
some anal-ytic* type in administration.

But the MRI technicians had a better view than anyone of the project,
and told the Oncologists who declared the project terminal,
briefed the grieving contractors and moved the budget to
Hospice care, where the Nursing staff eased it through its final days.


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