Another one from my pal Andy. This one is even funnier than the previous one and shows that no matter how many blonde jokes go up, men can commit acts of far greater stupidity.
Case in point:
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!'
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
Valentines day is around the corner. Are you ready for it. Are you SURE?
Peter, Chief Editor and Spelling Wrecker
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