Mary was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her mom's dark brunette hair.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother, still unhappy at yesterday's incident, where Mary and her 4 siblings had opened a rarely purchased and brand new box of Lucky CharmsTM and removed all the marshmallow Charms, while her Mom napped after an exhausting shopping trip, all the while dreaming about a having just a single bowl of the cereal herself, could not be blamed for replying, "Well, every time that you do something wrong that makes me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
Mary, thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Mom, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"
(Note: parts of this joke are based on true events). The aftermath of the Lucky Charms incident has been blocked from my memory. The name of the sibling in question may have been changed to protect the guilty.
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