Terrible News in the Presidential Daily Briefing
Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing last Tuesday.
He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously
watching as the President sat, tears falling down his face, head in his hands.
Finally, the President looked up and asked, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Peter
He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously
watching as the President sat, tears falling down his face, head in his hands.
Finally, the President looked up and asked, "How many is a brazillion?"
A Satiric look into the mind of "our" "Presnident" brought to you by The Peter Files Blog of Comedy and Satire.
If you don't agree with the political slant of our jokes, just insert the names of politicians from the opposite party and you'll find them much, much funnier. Not nearly as accurate, but funnier.
Peter
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