LETTER FROM A FARM KID...
Thanks again to BK
LETTER FROM A FARM KID...(NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING.)Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are.Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the MarineCorps beats working for old man Minchby a mile.Tell them to join up quick before all of theplaces are filled. I was restless at firstbecause you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m.butI am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt andElmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot,and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch,mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practicallynothing. Men got to shave but it is not
so bad,there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmingslike fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kindof weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant,pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer youcan always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee.Their food plus yours holds you until noonwhen you get fedagain. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much!We go on "routine marches," which the platoon sergeantsays are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's notmy place to tell him different. A "routine march" is about asfar as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sorefeet and we all ride back in trucks. The country isnice but awful flat The sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the schoolboard. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown.They don't bother you none. This next will kill Waltand Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting.I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunkhead and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like theHiggett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there allcomfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges.They come in boxes. Then we have what they callhand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle withthem city boys. I have to be real careful though,they break real easy. It ain't like fighting withthat ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got inthis except for that Tug Jordan from over in SilverLake.I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me,but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near300 pounds dry.Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer tohurry and join in before other fellers get
onto this setup and come stampeding in.Your loving daughter,Carol
The sender says this is true and current. I have my doubts. Sounds like WWII humor to me, but.... Hope you enjoyed it.
Peter
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