How Do You Roast A Turkey?

Q: How do you roast a turkey?


A: Invite him to a dinner with Don Rickles, Bob Newhart, Dom Deloise, Jay Leno, Phyllis Diller, Ed McMahon, and give them plenty of material to insult him with.

Q. Why do turkeys go "gobble, gobble"?


A. Because turkeys have always thought it was a waste of time to learn good table manners.

Q. What goes "gobble, gobble, ha-ha-ha, plop"?

A. A turkey laughing its head off.

Q. What goes "gobble, gobble, wha? oh! ha-ha-ha, plop"?

A. A turkey laughing its fool head off.

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A. Pilgrims.

Q. What kind of music do Pilgrims listen to?

A. Plymouth rock.

Q. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?


A. The letter g.

Q. What else comes at the end of Thanksgiving?


A. Heartburn.


Have a Happy Thanksgiving,

Hope you have the directions for a good one!


Peter

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