BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the Presidential Bathroom where both books were kept.

Both books were been lost. A Presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. Confidential sources inside the White House indicated that he had hoped to give it to Scootie Bootie Tootie as a going away present.

The White House tried to call FEMA as the extent of the flood damage became clear, but there was no answer, as the call came during an extended lunch break at which the staff was celebrating the recent change in FEMA leadership.

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Peter

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